If you can find your name on the first two pages here (top 72 users, that is), I have some good news for you — this is not a hoax, believe me! Note: This page is completely unrelated to what you're about to read. (˳^ ɜ^)˳～♪
Recently, we, at Stack Overflow, have found a lot of boxes with old artefacts in them, left by some ancient civilisation! Though we still haven't determined the exact rituals for which these were used, we want to send them to you, as a small token of our appreciation for helping this site and community grow into what they are today! Inside each of these little boxes, we found:
Curious that these should match you recent redesign, right?
You should receive an e-mail from me later today with a link to a form: be sure to fill out the form as soon as you're able to do so! You'll have two weeks to do it, after which I'll close the form and start taking care of shipping everything! All in all, it should take the usual 6 to 8 weeks for the whole process to be completed, and the package delivered to you!
If you're not on the list, don't worry too much about it — we've got some extra swag stored we can send to you for events and such!
Thanks to all of you for making this site awesome!